Things To Ponder

Whether you are stuck at home in self-quarantine or just bored around the house, these things to ponder will surely keep you busy thinking throughout the day.

1. If you clean the vacuum, are you the vacuum cleaner?
2. If you spill laundry detergent on the floor, is it cleaner or dirtier?
3. How come quicksand works slowly?
4.  Tell a man there are 4 billion stars and he will believe you. If you tell him a bench has wet paint, he has to touch it.
5. How does a building burn up as it burns down?
6. Does lightning McQueen have car insurance or health insurance?
7. Why do we wait until the pig is dead to ‘cure’ it?
8. Is venom more or less venomous when it passes its expiration date?
9. How much deeper would the ocean be if ‘sponges’ didn’t grow in it?
10. How does your bath towel get dirty if you are clean when you get out of the shower/bath?
11. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
12. Why do we drive in the parkway and park in the driveway?
13. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
14. How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
15. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
16.  What do you call a defective milk dud?
17. How come the word abbreviate is so long?
18. What is the speed of dark?
19. Do Roman paramedics refer to ‘IV’s’ as ‘4’s’
20. Why does your alarm clock go ‘off’ by going ‘on'?

We hope this helped you in any way, shape, or form to brighten your day, make you laugh, or make you gasp as a lightbulb goes off in your head.

Keep living life random, until next time,

Naomi

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